Fretting Friar

What a story I have for you today! I received a special caller; he is part of the Church. Our mystery man, named Fretting Friar, has quite a predicament. It seems that he was a single man for 35 years before he became a friar. He had a lot of trouble keeping the dates he had, and the dating scene had become more of a joke than anything. So, our frazzled Friar looked to the Church for answers, and he found his true or what he thought was his true calling. So here is where Fretting Friar’s problem came. One day he was walking outside the market square and he saw this lovely maiden, she came to him and asked him out for dinner. He thought it was just a friendly gesture so he agreed. Well, to his surprise, when he got there, she ended up telling him how much she loves him and kissed him. Now, the Friar, after 15 years in the monastery has a very difficult choice. I told our Fretting Friar to take the girl, because she will fulfill his life more than the Church or God ever will. Love always overpowers religious obligations. I learned that when I was with a Monk in London. He gave up his obligations to be obligated to me. Ah, another heart mended, I am the most superior love doctor around.