Lazy Larry

I must say, I learned a lot from my newest caller. His name was Lazy Larry, and he had a lot of problems. He explained to me that his ex-wife had broken up with him because of his lack of caring for her and their relationship. Now, Larry has no place to go and still confused on what he did wrong. He told me that he never cleaned up after his messes, and he never wanted to put effort into spending time with his wife. Larry’s ex-wife is now gone and Larry doesn’t know if he should chase her or not. Well, good thing I was there to mediate the situation. I told him to first, fix his laziness problem. A good husband must care for his wife and love being with her and doing things for her. Any woman could agree with me, MEN MUST WORK TO KEEP A GIRL HAPPY! Then, after his laziness has disappeared, he should follow her and ask for forgiveness. I mean, come on, what woman doesn’t like a little TLC? Well, another perfect solution to a pathetic life. I am the best love doctor there is.