Posers

Lately, I’ve been receiving fewer concerns than I normally get. It has come to my attention that another love doctor has begun offering love advice. Well, I did some research on her work, and her advice isn’t nearly as good as mine. As a matter of fact, I’ve found most of her advice to make relationships worse. For example, one man consulted her on his problem, and he ended up lonely. He had forgotten their anniversary for a third year in a row. My competitor suggested that he let her think about how stupid she was to complain about such a stupid thing. This advice was not very good, his wife ended up leaving him and moving to a different city. Now if he listened to me, I would have explained that he should apologize for forgetting their anniversary, and suggest he purchase her a gift. I’m quite sure he would be much happier with my advice. So, for all of you out there who think my work is fake, look at how this poser messed up and ended a marriage.