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We all have crushes, myself certainly included, but what do you do after you’ve established that you like someone? How are you going to make your first impression as a potential lover?The heart is a very complicated subject and most are perpetually baffled by it. Not I, however, I have been blessed with the knowledge that you so unfortunately lack. Being the generous person that I am I have decided to contribute my time and experience to your oh-so pathetic love affairs.So don’t feel shy, I’m sure that your love life isn’t as hopeless as you feel. And even if it is, there is nobody better than me to help in your quest for happiness.