Miracle Working

My life has been a horse ride up to this point. So many different couples needing so much direction. Thankfully, I don’t wear down, and am still looking good. I even was able to take yesterday off and go dating myself. The date was a drag, but while I was on it, I spotted another man. He was about 5’10’’ and 185 pounds and wore it well. So I decided to smack my old date to the curb, and went working on this new stud. I approached him and with a smile he said, “Hello!” As excited as he was, I simply asked him to come out with me. However, it may have been the wrong choice. As he picked me up in his carriage, he immediately began talking about his last girlfriend. I knew then that this would be more of a job than a date. I was able to give him a few pointers as to how to get her back. Besides, I had already gotten my way with him, and to be blunt it was rather dull. He gave me a bit of money for a ride home, and I was on my way. On the ride home I knew I just had to pat myself on the back. I could not only get a man in one night, but I could hook him back up with his last girlfriend just as fast. I’m just that good.