Mary the Moron

It seems to me that I work so hard and never get rewarded for my intelligence and knowledge. Today, I had a woman mock my capabilities as a doctor of love. She went by the name Mysterious Mary, (I called her Mary the Moron). Now this Mysterious Mary traveled with a homely looking man and had fourteen kids with him. At night, our Mary left her ‘flock’ to find entertainment in taverns filled with drinking men. Her poor husband saw her leaving their campsite some nights, and knew she was doing no good. So one night, when Mary went gallivanting off to her tavern, her husband packed up his family and belongings and left without her. Mary came back that morning and now misses her children and her loving husband who never did her wrong. What should she do, you ask? Well I, of course, have the answer. Mary the Moron must simply track her family, and ask for their forgiveness. She must learn how to keep commitments and cherish promises. If she does this, all will be well for Mary the Moron, however contradictory that may be.