The Mental Maiden

My oh my, another long, hard day of connecting pathetic souls. Today was an especially long day for the Love Doctor. I had a young maiden that was an overgrown lump of pathetic. The girl found the ‘man of her dreams,’ and gave him everything she had to offer, including her pride, obviously. She reminded me of myself back in Betewania. When I met a handsome gentleman named John Tilly. We had a long, meaningful twelve hours of bliss until he ripped my heart to shreds by leaving me to go back to his pregnant wife. Oh, the games that man played! Well this girl, who named herself…well I can honestly not remember at the moment so I will name her the Mental Maiden. The nutcase didn’t know what to do with herself, so I suggested a good dose of dating three men for one night. I must say, I have successfully transformed her mind into thinking she’s a Greek goddess. She won’t have any trouble picking up any companions now.